How does the profession of Pastor rate in a scale from doctor/scientist down to realtor/car salesman?

Pastors are those preachers get their qualifications online for $30, who rent school halls on Sundays and get a band to play happy clappy music, then fleece the audience with "healing" speaking in tongues before raking in the loot.

Our dog is Pregnant now what!?

I wanted a small dog for our children ages 12 and 8. I found a military woman who was trying to find a home for her Corgi - we loved her and she had all her papers, shots - you name it. I have had her for 42 days now, Vet said just by feeling her and listening to her, she is pregnant. Go figure.. I can not get a return call from these people.. I am sad and angry at them! I wanted to have her fixed because we did not want to bring more dogs into this over crowded world. Now we have people lined up who would love one.. and of course we are choosing carefully. I have no clue what breed the other dog was, praying it was her size and not bigger. I am doing my research now about birth of pups.. any advice? We did not get an xray - worried about radiation and we are thinking about an ultrasound but figure heart beat sound and vet feeling, was good enough. She is def prego.. can I get her fixed right after she has her pups? She is an inside dog.. and also, she is only 9 months old.. : (

Why does my computer get choppy when watching certain movies?

Basically i use my comp to watch movies when i'm bored, and recently mainly on 2 720p and 1080p movies it has gotten choppy to the point where i see like 1 frame every 5 seconds..I did this on my old comp and it worked fine exept the same thing happened with avatar on 1080p, but every other one worked, now on my new one the 2 hi def movies i got don't work either, i thought it could be the fact they're hi def and maybe it ws to much on the video card, but the same thing happened on my last comp with just one movie, and the others work, They are all downloaded, no streaming, all on a blueray player i have, and this is the first time, so far no hd videos work on this pc, but i've only tried 2, on my last comp only 1 didn't work and others did. any ideas?

Is this behavior in my toddler normal body discovery?

Okay, my son will be three next month and we have been working on potty training for a while now and he is doing much better. A few months ago he discovered that his penis gets erect if he touches it, in the bathtub. He would say things like look mama, "It's long" or "It's big" or "It's hard." It freaked me out a little at first, but I know that its normal for a boy to discover himself. He is very smart, so he knows words like long and hard, even though I'll admit I was a little freaked out by him using a term like "hard." He wasn't stroking his penis in any time of adult way or simulating any strange masturbation or anything. Honestly, he is never around anyone in a daycare or any strangers. The only people who keep him when I'm not watching him are his dad or the same relatives that kept me and my sister and cousin growing up- and we had a normal childhood with no sexual abuse or anything. I'm not suggesting sexual abuse. (The thought does freak me out and make me paranoid, but I really don't think this is the case). I asked him if anybody touched his bottom and he said me, because I popped him on the butthole....LOL. I only barely popped his hiney def. not his butthole). Well, two weeks ago nearly, he had a misquito bite on the cheek of his butt and he scratched it a lot with me constantly reminding him that its not "nice' to scratch your butt infront of people and trying to help him understand there are germs there. Well, now, he has moved on to scratching his anus. I even had him show me where he scratched it and asked him if it itched and he said yes but I'm not sure if he understands and means it itches or if he just has a new obsession with rubbing or touching his anus esn't seem to be sticking his fingers in his anus, but then again, he does it mostly when his pullup is on, so I can't exactly see. I read online that he could have pin worms. I thought about getting medicine incase. I even thought that it might be a habit and that I could put overalls on him, but that will interfere with potty training. Have any of you parents experienced your child as a toddler being fascinated with touching their bottoms or thier anus? Should I be worried?

GH- If Jax loses custody will he kidnap Jocelyn and flee the country?

I wonder if that is going to be his exit storyline. He certainly has enough money to arrange it. Carly, with the help of her mobster friends could track him down and he could end up presumed dead or in jail or a prolonged absence might give them the opportunity to soras Jocelyn. Thoughts anyone?

How to clean glass out of the yard?

I bought a house in the winter not knowing what the back yard looked like because of the snow. Now that is spring, I see that there was probably a good 20 windows worth of broken glass all over my yard. And all of it is nicely settled in the soil and grass. I tried to rake it but got nothing but blisters. Any suggestions? I can't leave it, iv got kids.

Anyone up for a little adventure ?

Im planning on raking about in a few locations in the uk, to find these underground cities, theres one which for some reason is under re-construction, i`d like to know why, these things were built in fear of nuclear attack, and alot of people say theres passages to "the hollow earth", i admit it sounds daft, but im up for it, i reckon if we were to go tho we would need alot, and i mean alot of people, to ensure that if something happened, atleast 1 person`s gonna get out, and alarm people, they reckon its full of lizard humanoids, waiting for the right time to jump up and feed, and the vaticon has the sundial right in the front garden :/ , wondered what that was!! i reckon its bulltish but if we found it we could get some man power down there and play doom on them little fcukers } )

How can I watch NFL Football Online?

I want to watch NFL games live online. I don't want any crappy stream, I want a nice high def stream and I want the broadcasters to be speaking English (not spanish or Danish). Where can I find this?

Anyone got some info on Dr. Dre's prot�ge Hayes?

I simply loved his mixtape first 48, but siince then i havent heard of him, SLim Da Mobster is cool, but this rapper here was outstanding! SOmkebody knows when or if he dropped some new songs?

How can I convince my mom to let me wear thongs?

Im 13, and i literally ust asked my mom if i could get a thong, she said maybe. I was really surprised i got a maybe because i come from a conservative christian family. Tell her its not to be sexy, to fit in or to impress your bf. I told my mom its just underwear, not the end of the world!

Something about the Mafia's organization?

depends on the level. Historically, most crime organisations were indeed based around close families, but the people actually getting involved in crimes were not related to the central family, so as to avoid prosecution from being linked to criminals.

I keep getting bites, but what from?

Okay, when I nap on my couch and wake up, about 2 hours later I have these whelps on my legs and hips, sometimes under my arm. They ITCH like crazy. They first ones I noticed about 2 weeks ago are still there. They aren't as inflamed, but you can see little red marks. My first notion would be Bed Bugs, BUT I have looked for them and see nothing! I don't see the bugs at all. I have really looked? When I look at bed bug bite photos, they Do look like my bites, but I am wondering if anybody knows of another insect that could also cause these itchy bumps??? It's def. happening inside the house.

Weight issues? Unable to lose?

Since I was 13, I've always had issues. Before that, I was extremely skinny, literally like a twig. At 12-13, however, I ballooned... To a respectable 240 pounds. Since then, even though I am an active person, my weight drifts from 215-200. Regardless if I watch what I eat. I do not drink pop every day, mainly water, I have for years. Junk food is an uncommon occerance. I work at a golf course where I am constantly on my feet, raking, weed whacking, running when I can too and fro jobs. I eat 2-3 meals a day, toast or something quick in the morning (5:30 am) a larger meal of usually small chocolate for a quick boost of energy, maybe a burger or two, and iced tea (10am) and then a snack at 4am. I sleep at 7 pm. I am 5'11 1/2, I have been to my doctor plenty of times and he has no clue what is wrong with me. I get aches and pains too, and i can list medical problems if needed. I just want to be 170, like I should be.

Please help. my girl friend is pregnant, how to tell my mom and stepdad?

♦ Print out what you wrote here and give it to him. So he can see how hard this situation is for you, and how much you do care about him. How he matters to you and this will tell him your having a baby with your girlfriend. I think he will be disappointed but I don't think he will hate you, or leave.

Do 5ft long rakes float?

that is the most shittiest question i've ever seen, but it depends on the rake if it's plastic could float a wooden one most likely and most likely for a metal one aswel.

Can raking in grass seed little too much damage the seeds?

No, at this stage I don't think you've done much damage but leave them alone now so they can get settled into the soil. Don't worry about a few puddles or even some soil compaction. I run a heavy roller over after I've seeded grass so that the seed makes good firm contact with the soil. I also sprinkle about 1/2" of ground peat moss over the top to hold moisture and protect the early seedlings from the hot sun during the day. Of course I water only in the late evening.

Using the Pokemon in the provided list, will you please come up with the best team possible (Pokemon Diamond)?

Uhh, I have Pearl. The team I'm planning on using for the Elite Four is Infernape, Floatzel, Chimecho, Staravia, Roserade and either Luxray or Gastrodon(probably Gastrodon). The thing is, there's a ground type in the Elite Four, which would make an electric type totally useless right there. In fact, there's nowhere in the Elite Four where you would particularly need an electric type (I don't believe.) And if I did, my Chimecho knows Shock Wave, so it's fine. Choosing from that list, I would take Empoleon, Roserade, Weavile, Garchomp, Moltres(or Arcanine), and uh... Whatever else you want. I havent battled the Elite Four on that game in a while, but I know the trainers are bug, psychic, ground and fire, so work with that. And Cynthia, the champion, has a Garchomp, so I'd have an Ice or Dragon Pokemon to take that down with. I've been playing Pearl for the past week or two and I'm one gym away from the Elite Four, so I hope this helped.

How do I get rid of moss in my lawn?

It's not shaded, I used moss out for 2 years and there still is moss taking over. The first time I cut the grass as short as possible, raked it, aerated, fertilized, over seeded, moss out, and it looked nice for a while but the moss is taking over again.

Why does Yahoo rank Minns' def?

I got the Vikings' defense in the last round of a 14 team league draft..Am I dillusional,or is that a helluva good deal?

How much alcohol does I'd take to get drunk?

In 15, female, 5"6. I'm going to a party at 7 it's 6 28, how much will it rake to get drunk? (firtlst time drinker) I've had one cooler and chugged it and already feel very dizzy, how many more should I have to party hard :D