How does the profession of Pastor rate in a scale from doctor/scientist down to realtor/car salesman?

Pastors are those preachers get their qualifications online for $30, who rent school halls on Sundays and get a band to play happy clappy music, then fleece the audience with "healing" speaking in tongues before raking in the loot.

Our dog is Pregnant now what!?

I wanted a small dog for our children ages 12 and 8. I found a military woman who was trying to find a home for her Corgi - we loved her and she had all her papers, shots - you name it. I have had her for 42 days now, Vet said just by feeling her and listening to her, she is pregnant. Go figure.. I can not get a return call from these people.. I am sad and angry at them! I wanted to have her fixed because we did not want to bring more dogs into this over crowded world. Now we have people lined up who would love one.. and of course we are choosing carefully. I have no clue what breed the other dog was, praying it was her size and not bigger. I am doing my research now about birth of pups.. any advice? We did not get an xray - worried about radiation and we are thinking about an ultrasound but figure heart beat sound and vet feeling, was good enough. She is def prego.. can I get her fixed right after she has her pups? She is an inside dog.. and also, she is only 9 months old.. : (

Why does my computer get choppy when watching certain movies?

Basically i use my comp to watch movies when i'm bored, and recently mainly on 2 720p and 1080p movies it has gotten choppy to the point where i see like 1 frame every 5 seconds..I did this on my old comp and it worked fine exept the same thing happened with avatar on 1080p, but every other one worked, now on my new one the 2 hi def movies i got don't work either, i thought it could be the fact they're hi def and maybe it ws to much on the video card, but the same thing happened on my last comp with just one movie, and the others work, They are all downloaded, no streaming, all on a blueray player i have, and this is the first time, so far no hd videos work on this pc, but i've only tried 2, on my last comp only 1 didn't work and others did. any ideas?

Is this behavior in my toddler normal body discovery?

Okay, my son will be three next month and we have been working on potty training for a while now and he is doing much better. A few months ago he discovered that his penis gets erect if he touches it, in the bathtub. He would say things like look mama, "It's long" or "It's big" or "It's hard." It freaked me out a little at first, but I know that its normal for a boy to discover himself. He is very smart, so he knows words like long and hard, even though I'll admit I was a little freaked out by him using a term like "hard." He wasn't stroking his penis in any time of adult way or simulating any strange masturbation or anything. Honestly, he is never around anyone in a daycare or any strangers. The only people who keep him when I'm not watching him are his dad or the same relatives that kept me and my sister and cousin growing up- and we had a normal childhood with no sexual abuse or anything. I'm not suggesting sexual abuse. (The thought does freak me out and make me paranoid, but I really don't think this is the case). I asked him if anybody touched his bottom and he said me, because I popped him on the butthole....LOL. I only barely popped his hiney def. not his butthole). Well, two weeks ago nearly, he had a misquito bite on the cheek of his butt and he scratched it a lot with me constantly reminding him that its not "nice' to scratch your butt infront of people and trying to help him understand there are germs there. Well, now, he has moved on to scratching his anus. I even had him show me where he scratched it and asked him if it itched and he said yes but I'm not sure if he understands and means it itches or if he just has a new obsession with rubbing or touching his anus esn't seem to be sticking his fingers in his anus, but then again, he does it mostly when his pullup is on, so I can't exactly see. I read online that he could have pin worms. I thought about getting medicine incase. I even thought that it might be a habit and that I could put overalls on him, but that will interfere with potty training. Have any of you parents experienced your child as a toddler being fascinated with touching their bottoms or thier anus? Should I be worried?

GH- If Jax loses custody will he kidnap Jocelyn and flee the country?

I wonder if that is going to be his exit storyline. He certainly has enough money to arrange it. Carly, with the help of her mobster friends could track him down and he could end up presumed dead or in jail or a prolonged absence might give them the opportunity to soras Jocelyn. Thoughts anyone?

How to clean glass out of the yard?

I bought a house in the winter not knowing what the back yard looked like because of the snow. Now that is spring, I see that there was probably a good 20 windows worth of broken glass all over my yard. And all of it is nicely settled in the soil and grass. I tried to rake it but got nothing but blisters. Any suggestions? I can't leave it, iv got kids.

Anyone up for a little adventure ?

Im planning on raking about in a few locations in the uk, to find these underground cities, theres one which for some reason is under re-construction, i`d like to know why, these things were built in fear of nuclear attack, and alot of people say theres passages to "the hollow earth", i admit it sounds daft, but im up for it, i reckon if we were to go tho we would need alot, and i mean alot of people, to ensure that if something happened, atleast 1 person`s gonna get out, and alarm people, they reckon its full of lizard humanoids, waiting for the right time to jump up and feed, and the vaticon has the sundial right in the front garden :/ , wondered what that was!! i reckon its bulltish but if we found it we could get some man power down there and play doom on them little fcukers } )